UnSubRocky
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Crocodile Hunter: Origins
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Rockhampton
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Bobby, you are one ugly person.
Even if you shaved, showered, and put on cologne everyday, you would still be smelly. And if you were to go and brush your teeth, you would still have bad breath. Maybe you would spray some deodorant under your armpits. You would still stink. You might wear your best shirt and dress pants. Perhaps some nice dress shoes. You would still look slovenly. And then you would go out and treat yourself to a nice meal. You would still be fat. Perhaps afterwards, you would go see a decent movie at the local cinema. You would still be sedentary. Maybe you would stop by the local pub or the sports bar, or a nightclub. You would still be sleazy. And you might have a glass of your favourite alcoholic beverage. You would still be an alcoholic. Perhaps you are wise enough to walk home, instead of driving. You would be intoxicated. Or perhaps you would take a taxi. You would have abandoned your vehicle. If you got your keys out to open your front door, you would have inconvenienced your neighbours with your unnecessary noise. And when you fell asleep, you probably snore. You are depriving others of quality sleep.
After all that has occurred, you might wake up and have your morning coffee. On your social media websites, you read about how "Bobby" stunk like a rotting corpse; had bad breath; uses too much deodorant to cover up his smell; dresses like a man looking to harass other people; eats like a pig; is lazy, sleazy, and an alcoholic. In your intoxicated state, you opted to leave your car at the bar. You woke your neighbours with your rambling nonsense about wondering where your keys were; The taxi driver heard your nonsense about American Politics; and you snore.
So, "Dopey". You are not "Bashful" with your opinions on matters that you have no control over. You are "Grumpy" when people disagree with you. You go send people sick with your "Sneezy" inducing overuse of deodorant. I don't see you as much of a "Doc"... what's up with that? But you seem "Happy" with yourself. There's no "Snow White" in your life that you mention. But, I bet you are waiting for your "Prince Charming" to come along, are you not? Don't bother asking the Mirror on the wall, because it don't know either.
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