In other replacement immigration news:

Sydney principal accused of defrauding $1.4 million from NSW Department of Education in elaborate scheme

Rabieh Gharibeh, 37, and his brother-in-law Ahmed Charchouh, 38, were arrested on Wednesday during early-morning raids at properties across Western Sydney.

Mr Gharibeh is currently principal of Sir Joseph Banks High School in Revesby and was principal at Granville South Creative and Performing Arts High School.

LONDON — A recent poll conducted by the University of Oxford just revealed that "Allahu Akbar" has officially replaced "Cheerio, mate!" as the most popular greeting in the UK.

The results of the survey show "Allahu Akbar" beating out "Cheerio mate" in what experts are calling a "flippin' landslide, old bean."

"It's not really that surprising, what what?" said Baxter Edwin Bartleby III, a senior pollster. "Just reflects the social and cultural makeup of the jolly old Realm now, dunnit? Quite. 'Pon my Sam, I didn't b'leeve my peepers when I first took a goggle at the results, but it's right sensible once you think about it for a minute, innit? I use it all the time, myself. Deuced bad habit, I know — cultural appropriation and all that — but I guess it's our culture now, so that makes it better? Rather."

Bartleby was then stabbed repeatedly by a Libyan immigrant shouting "Allahu Akbar."

According to British pollsters, "Oi, wot-wot old cheese" is now the third most popular salutation in the UK, contrary to the popular American opinion that all good Englishmen say "G'day, Guvn'r!"

At publishing time, French linguistic research had shown that "Allahu Akbar" had also won out there over "Oui-oui mon frérè haû-hâù-háü!!"

Brian Ross wrote on Dec 6^th, 2024 at 1:01pm:

A quarter of the 323 people who fatally drowned between July 1, 2023, and June 30, 2024, were born overseas. The National Drowning Report 2024 estimated those born overseas represented 34 per cent of total deaths in recent years.”

The annual drowning report said swimming skills were going backwards to a point at which Australia was no longer a nation of swimmers.”

Pretty obvious why that is.

Now we have Indian families drowning in hotel swimming pools on the Gold Coast, being swept off rocks in Philip Island because they ignored and couldn’t read warnings, or turning up on Swan Island (an ASIO facility) on a surfboard because they ignored surf conditions.

We’ve allowed in millions of people who can’t swim and the results speak for themselves.

We could literally cut the drowning rate by a third by closing the border, but how else are we going to achieve an epic 0.3% growth a quarter?