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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38528 Gender:	If I fart........ Aug 22^nd, 2024 at 6:01pm .......everyone goes ballistic. Yet, if one of my young Grand Kids fart, it's okay. Everyone giggles. Huh?
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tallowood Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5833	Re: If I fart........ Reply #1 - Aug 22^nd, 2024 at 6:10pm Did you eat same food?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38528 Gender:	Re: If I fart........ Reply #2 - Aug 22^nd, 2024 at 6:14pm tallowood wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2024 at 6:10pm: Did you eat same food? No, not often but if they fart....it's okay. If I fart....nah.
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tallowood Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5833	Re: If I fart........ Reply #3 - Aug 22^nd, 2024 at 6:48pm Modern school education, that's what it is.
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Reply #4 - Aug 22^nd, 2024 at 7:33pm

Aussie wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2024 at 6:01pm:

.......everyone goes ballistic.

Yet, if one of my young Grand Kids fart, it's okay. Everyone giggles.

Huh?

Huh

Probably because of your age. Months ago, my farts were only a minor convenience. However, once I quit alcohol, my guts started bubbling its rectification. Then my rectum started farting much louder than usual and emitting a much more pungent biological agent.

Having been around the elderly, when they let one rip, you don't want to be around. You and I are at an age where we have to watch what we eat.

I also have to do my bowel cancer test, soon.

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20493 Gordon Gender:	Re: If I fart........ Reply #5 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 8:52am Because you're a stink old man who eats too much butter chicken
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Reply #6 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:00am

Gordon wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 8:52am:

Because you're a stink old man who eats too much butter chicken

If that was directed at me, no I have not. Low-sugar and low-fat diets have just had my guts a-rumblin'. You might want to stay away from Main Street between the hours of 8 and 10am Monday to Sunday. The neighbours have been complainin'.

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Reply #7 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:06am

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:00am:

Gordon wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 8:52am:

Because you're a stink old man who eats too much butter chicken

If that was directed at me, no I have not. Low-sugar and low-fat diets have just had my guts a-rumblin'. You might want to stay away from Main Street between the hours of 8 and 10am Monday to Sunday. The neighbours have been complainin'.

No THE OP.

I farted (silent) in the car the other day stopp at the lights, opened the window and wife said, ah love the smell of new mown grass then spotted a Jim's mowing guy in a nearby garden

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24619 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: If I fart........ Reply #8 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:51am I farted in my car the other week so loudly, the driver in the vehicle next to me told me to turn down my dubstep music.
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Reply #9 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:52am

Gordon wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:06am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:00am:

Gordon wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 8:52am:

Because you're a stink old man who eats too much butter chicken

If that was directed at me, no I have not. Low-sugar and low-fat diets have just had my guts a-rumblin'. You might want to stay away from Main Street between the hours of 8 and 10am Monday to Sunday. The neighbours have been complainin'.

No THE OP.

I farted (silent) in the car the other day stopp at the lights, opened the window and wife said, ah love the smell of new mown grass then spotted a Jim's mowing guy in a nearby garden

You hot boxed yourself.

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Reply #10 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:58am

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:52am:

Gordon wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:06am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 9:00am:

Gordon wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 8:52am:

Because you're a stink old man who eats too much butter chicken

If that was directed at me, no I have not. Low-sugar and low-fat diets have just had my guts a-rumblin'. You might want to stay away from Main Street between the hours of 8 and 10am Monday to Sunday. The neighbours have been complainin'.

No THE OP.

I farted (silent) in the car the other day stopp at the lights, opened the window and wife said, ah love the smell of new mown grass then spotted a Jim's mowing guy in a nearby garden

You hot boxed yourself.

No I opened the window

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24619 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: If I fart........ Reply #11 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 10:17am But you would have hot boxed yourself and your wife if you kept the window up. I keep my window down during the winter months. I should start doing that during the summer months because it saves on fuel economy. Northern hemisphere winters usually drives the price of oil upwards.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 47423 Gender:	Re: If I fart........ Reply #12 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 11:16am Gordon wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 8:52am: Because you're a stink old man who eats too much butter chicken
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Reply #13 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 11:35am

I farted loudly in Hungry Jacks, some years ago. People at a nearby table started laughing at my animated state, as I passed wind.

USR: "I dropped a Whopper".

*hilarity ensues at the neighbouring table*

USR: Relax... at least I did not drop a double whopper.

*hilarity doubled over from same table of 4*

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Somewhere in Endagine 1997:

Scodt Moronscum: *tthhhhhhhbbbbt-squirt-squirt-squirt*.... Sorry fellas... I think I sharted.

Maccas store manager: Code brown alert. Biological hazard. Who is the new employee?

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tallowood Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5833	Re: If I fart........ Reply #14 - Aug 23^rd, 2024 at 11:50am This days you have to be careful about farting confession unless you don't mind to pay extra tax.
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