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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25808 Gender:	I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Sep 16^th, 2024 at 9:57am I'm sure poor old Taylor is despondent, unable to function today after reading that Donald "grab them by the pussy" Trump has said he hates her. Ouch. How will she cope? https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/donald-trump-declares-i-hat...
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35240 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #1 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 10:30am Poor Donald. Can't shake it off.
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35240 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #2 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 10:35am Seriously though, i hope Tay-Tay's security is tight.
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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25808 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #3 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:17am mothra wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 10:35am: Seriously though, i hope Tay-Tay's security is tight. Maybe she'll make a new song about the breakdown in her relationship with Trump? That would be awesome!
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 136421 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #4 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:20am mothra wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 10:35am: Seriously though, i hope Tay-Tay's security is tight. It's a big worry. We know exactly how deranged and violent MAGA are.
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35240 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #5 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:22am Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:17am: mothra wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 10:35am: Seriously though, i hope Tay-Tay's security is tight. Maybe she'll make a new song about the breakdown in her relationship with Trump? That would be awesome! So many votes listeners.
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Reply #6 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:31am

Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala

U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kamala Harris.

Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last night. "I know I'm internationally renowned for regretting every major decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just know it," said Swift. "She's the one!"

A longtime Democrat, Swift's songwriting is known for chronicling how each man she thought would be the one turned out to be a total scumbag, but she was too blind to see it. More recently, her writing has evolved to explaining how she's mentally unstable and makes terrible, destructive decisions about other things in her life outside of romantic relationships.

"Who better than Taylor Swift to decide if a person will work out or not?" said Swift fanatic David Muir. "If you stacked all of her ex-boyfriends on top of each other, you could reach Neptune, okay? That's what we call 'experience'. She's got so much experience making wrong decisions, who better to decide what's right?"

At publishing time, Swift had reportedly begun penning a breakup song after learning that Kamala is really more of a Britney fan.

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 35240 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #7 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:33am This one is on repeat, fruitbat. Were you particularly proud of it?
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40700 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #8 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:34am trump is hate
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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25808 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #9 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:36am Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:34am: trump MAGA is all hate Fixed it...
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Reply #10 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 12:29pm

mothra wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:33am:

This one is on repeat, fruitbat. Were you particularly proud of it?

It's a good one, isn't it. Cuts through to the point. Fake news you can trust.

Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala

U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kamala Harris.

Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last night. "I know I'm internationally renowned for regretting every major decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just know it," said Swift. "She's the one!"

A longtime Democrat, Swift's songwriting is known for chronicling how each man she thought would be the one turned out to be a total scumbag, but she was too blind to see it. More recently, her writing has evolved to explaining how she's mentally unstable and makes terrible, destructive decisions about other things in her life outside of romantic relationships.

"Who better than Taylor Swift to decide if a person will work out or not?" said Swift fanatic David Muir. "If you stacked all of her ex-boyfriends on top of each other, you could reach Neptune, okay? That's what we call 'experience'. She's got so much experience making wrong decisions, who better to decide what's right?"

At publishing time, Swift had reportedly begun penning a breakup song after learning that Kamala is really more of a Britney fan.

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aquascoot Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 34360 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #11 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 12:32pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:34am: trump is hate do you think gweg and armchair hate trump
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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25808 Gender:	Re: I hate Taylor Swift - Donald J Trump Reply #12 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 12:38pm aquascoot wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 12:32pm: Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:34am: trump is hate do you think gweg and armchair hate trump Hate is a strong word. I will say this - what is there to not dislike about the orange turd of a rapist?
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Reply #13 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 12:39pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 9:57am:

I'm sure poor old Taylor is despondent, unable to function today after reading that Donald "grab them by the pussy" Trump has said he hates her. Ouch. How will she cope?

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/donald-trump-declares-i-hat...

More importantly...

Taylor Swift's Cats Endorse Trump

"This election is about what kind of country we want to have," Benjamin Button said in the announcement. "Do we want to have a country where your beloved animal companions are stolen and eaten by migrant gangs? Or do we want a country where dogs, cats, ducks, and geese can live in safety and prosperity? As a cat myself, I am voting for the latter. I'm voting for Donald Trump! Meow!"

Benjamin Button's fellow cats in the Swift household stood with him in solidarity.

"I don't trust that Kamala Harris mrrrrrow," said Olivia Benson. "I have no confidence whatsoever that she would take any steps to protect us from being devoured by Haitians. Plus, she's against the Second Amendment. As a gun-owning cat, that's an automatic ‘no' from me. Rrrow!"

"We know Taylor will be disappointed by our endorsement," admitted Meredith Grey, weathering a customized "Make A-meow-ica Great Again" baseball cap. "But we've been kicked to the curb enough since Travis Kelce came along, and we're fed up. Trump 2024! Hssssssss!"

At publishing time, a Swift insider speculated that Taylor's cats had been spending more and more time hanging out with Brittany Mahomes's Trump-loving dogs.

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Reply #14 - Sep 16^th, 2024 at 12:42pm

Frank wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 12:29pm:

mothra wrote on Sep 16^th, 2024 at 11:33am:

This one is on repeat, fruitbat. Were you particularly proud of it?

It's a good one, isn't it. Cuts through to the point. Fake news you can trust.

Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala

U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kamala Harris.

Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last night. "I know I'm internationally renowned for regretting every major decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just know it," said Swift. "She's the one!"

A longtime Democrat, Swift's songwriting is known for chronicling how each man she thought would be the one turned out to be a total scumbag, but she was too blind to see it. More recently, her writing has evolved to explaining how she's mentally unstable and makes terrible, destructive decisions about other things in her life outside of romantic relationships.

"Who better than Taylor Swift to decide if a person will work out or not?" said Swift fanatic David Muir. "If you stacked all of her ex-boyfriends on top of each other, you could reach Neptune, okay? That's what we call 'experience'. She's got so much experience making wrong decisions, who better to decide what's right?"

At publishing time, Swift had reportedly begun penning a breakup song after learning that Kamala is really more of a Britney fan.

Not at all. It's the typical reductionist, misogynistic slant expected of men who are afraid of women who speak in voices they didn't sanction.

Taylor Swift has had a perfectly normal number of relationships and has a wide a varied song catalogue.

Evidenced, clearly, by her abundant success.

And it drives you nuts.

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