Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 12:56am:


There were 120 students in my high school graduation class. 70 of them were female graduates. In the last 30 years, I have slept with most of the females. I have received death threats from their ex-boyfriends. At one stage, in my 20s, I was shared around between 5 of my female former high school graduates. They knew that I would not dob them in and give them undeserved bad reputations.

Do you realise how much fun 2 women a week twice a week can be for a guy 24 years old? They would take shifts each week, alternating. And sometimes, it would be them paying me the $20 for a taxi ride home.

I was promoted from "Sgt Trampoline" to "Major Jumping Castle" inside 2 years.

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USR = Walter Mitty? -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mitty

The character's name has come into more general use to refer to an ineffectual dreamer
and appears in several dictionaries. The American Heritage Dictionary defines a Walter Mitty as "an ordinary,
often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs"

In the brief snatches of reality that punctuate Mitty's fantasies,
the reader meets well-meaning but insensitive strangers who
inadvertently rob Mitty of some of his remaining dignity.

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 5:24pm:


I wasn't talking about the quality of sex at uni, but rather the career opportunities. I get that you're a total root rat, but it's telling that your idea of advantage is "$20 for a taxi ride home."

Screwing the right people can get you a lot more than that.

BTW, it helps to be bisexual.

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 10:09pm:


Well it's true that you learn a lot in those 10-12 years, even if all you do is have sex, smoke bongs, and stack boxes in a factory. But "sum total of what you know" isn't actually the definition of "smart." Smart is IQ, not learning.

It might hurt your feelings, but first year uni students are smarter than the kids who chose an entry level job instead of uni. They have smarter parents, and they have a good HSC mark.

Or ATAR. Not really familiar with it, but the principle is the same. If you do good in school, uni is a lot more attractive than if you did bad in school. Uni is like school, but with more homework and overall harder. If you didn't do well in school, you'll be starting behind when things get tough.

Again, I'm sorry if it hurts your feelings, but uni kids aren't just privileged (though I think they are.) They're also smarter.

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2024 at 8:57pm:



Women in their 20's are just as horny as blokes.
They root all the time.   

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2024 at 8:32pm:


How many times have you had the police around at your place because of alleged domestic violence?

The answer to that rhetorical question, for my place, in the last 16 years: 37 times. But that is because there is a drug dealer living down the road from me, and the police were in the area staking out a possible serial killer, at the time.

On one Spring Break, the Rockhampton CIB had to park halfway between my place and the serial killer's. Right near the railway line.

If you know how heartbreaking it is to console a hostage negotiator, because his girlfriend is treating you like a sparring partner, you would understand why the female-to-male ratio of residents in my street included 5 nymphomaniac police recruits. Those ladies were also armed with tax-deductible prophylactics.

Bobby. wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2024 at 8:46pm:


They love my sense of humour. Although, some of the under-25-year-olds roll their eyes accusingly, and then quip "oh, okay... whatever".

Somehow, I don't think they finished university.

...at least, not without some specialised tutoring from those retiring applied science lecturers.

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2024 at 12:27am:


Zero times. Sometimes I got loud, but nothing the neighbours would interpret as impending violence.

You got raided 37 times in THE LAST 16 years? Either you get REALLY loud during sex (with bad words and threats), or you local police are corrupt AF, or you're telling me a pack of lies.

I live on a street with three cops. They're all very chill when off-duty. For all I know they beat up suspects (or beat up their girlfriends) but I have no way of knowing.