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Sep 21st, 2024 at 12:27pm
 
The relocation of Israel to the US has been suggested as a solution to West Asia conflicts.

America is the only country the USA has 100% control of so it is rational to relocate Israel to Dakota, notwithstanding that New York is the real Jewish homeland, and relocated Israeli Jews will likely move to New York.

The benefits of Israel's location:

1. Immediate peace in West Asia;
2. Reduction in US military spending;
3. US residents can get to cuddle a Jew.

White Jews will easily assimilate. Brown Jews may be problematic.

The US relocated Jews can dedicate their life to paying back the $300 Billion the US has given them since 1948.

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https://www.nationalheraldindia.com/voices/relocate-israel-to-the-united-states-...

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‘Relocate Israel to the United States’, suggests hilarious WhatsApp forward
This viral meme on social media has evoked mirth, anger and appreciation in equal measure for its 'perfect solution' for lasting peace in West Asia

Speculative meme suggests relocating Israel to the US, showing an outline map of Israel centred within the map of the US, adding to the hot debate on Israel-Palestine conflict across social media

A.J. Prabal, Published: 23 Oct 2023, 2:48 PM

Didn’t the United Kingdom unilaterally decide to give away part of Palestine to create Israel? While the UNO partitioned Palestine in 1947 and Palestinians have been ceding more and more land of theirs since then for a ‘Greater Israel’ to come into being, is relocating Israel now a better solution?

The  WhatsApp forward, which was presumably shared as a joke, has evoked sharp reactions, both for and against the solution prescribed. Israel and its supporters are obviously not amused. But the meme does suggest an innovative and literally out-of-the-box solution to the vexed issue.

Then again, as one of the responses pointed out, why would the arms lobby in the United States allow it? As President Biden has now publicly acknowledged, the Ukraine war has helped the American defence industry. The US ‘war on terror’ has fed the industry, by wreaking devastation in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Ukraine — during the last two decades alone. Another war in West Asia is a tempting prospect for the industry, and President Biden cannot be faulted for not doing enough to stand by Israel’s air strikes and an impending ground invasion into Gaza.

The ‘annexation’ of Gaza and the rest of Palestine by Israel is a matter of time.

The United States, unlike West Asia, has a sparse population but abundant land. Israel can become the 51st state of the USA and Israelis will never have to bother about their security, surrounded by friendly states and Americans.

The United States will benefit from the Israelis’ tech, security and defence industry and it will no longer have to dole out every year US$ 3 billion in unconditional aid to sustain its ‘special relationship’ with Israel.

The Palestinians will get back their land and, indeed, their lives.

Oil prices will go down and West Asia will prosper again!

The volatile issue and this ‘final solution’, perfect or imperfect, has divided people on social media.

The following are just a few of the thousands of responses which have poured in.

First reactions of those who think it is an excellent idea:

Giving North Dakota (minus the reservations) to Israel as part of a larger Middle East peace deal is a proposal my mother floated while working at State [the state department, presumably]. North Dakota has oil and borders on two countries.

Not a bad idea if one thinks about it. Wonder how Americans will react to this brilliant out-of-the-box suggestion.

Particularly true about the oil prices, but I'm not sure if Iowans will be all that welcoming. They've only just got there (300 years to the Palestinians 2,000+) and... what if they're kicked out and dispossessed too

Neither Republicans nor Democrats will oppose such a proposal. They can only accord a bipartisan welcome!

This would be an appropriate answer to the people who are suggesting all Arabs accommodate the whole of Palestine and give free land to Israel so that it can start another war to engage Syria, Jordan, and further.

America and Britain should have done it long before.
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Reply #1 - Sep 21st, 2024 at 4:52pm
 
Nah.  Tasmania.

I simply cannot exist where it is without on-going War.
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Reply #2 - Sep 21st, 2024 at 5:28pm
 
Hi LTYC,
I spoke to many Jews in the distant past about such ideas.
They only want to live in Israel - the Holy Land.
In the 1940s they were offered half of Madagascar but they declined -
they went to Israel even though at that time they
were surrounded by 70 million Arabs who hated them.
Also - the Persians and the Ottomans hated them too and still do.
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Reply #3 - Sep 21st, 2024 at 6:28pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 21st, 2024 at 5:28pm:
Hi LTYC,
I spoke to many Jews in the distant past about such ideas.
They only want to live in Israel - the Holy Land.
In the 1940s they were offered half of Madagascar but they declined -
they went to Israel even though at that time they
were surrounded by 70 million Arabs who hated them.
Also - the Persians and the Ottomans hated them too and still do.


It is difficult not to hate people whose reason for existence is the hate of and mass murder of Palestinians.
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Reply #4 - Sep 21st, 2024 at 8:16pm
 
JSin has volunteered to be the Judas Goat for the exodus to the US.
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Aussie wrote on Sep 21st, 2024 at 4:52pm:
Nah.  Tasmania.

I simply cannot exist where it is without on-going War.


I know, Aussie, but didn't FD chase you around for a good 30 pages and put you in your own thread for saying that?

Aussie for the Aussies, innit.

Freeeeeedom, no?

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Reply #6 - Oct 15th, 2024 at 4:30pm
 
Well, considering that Columbus now turns out to be Jewish, the WHOLE of the Americas should be now given to Israel.

Finders keepers.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-824309
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Reply #7 - Oct 15th, 2024 at 4:47pm
 
Frank wrote on Oct 15th, 2024 at 4:30pm:
Well, considering that Columbus now turns out to be Jewish, the WHOLE of the Americas should be now given to Israel.

Finders keepers.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-824309


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Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 21st, 2024 at 12:27pm:
The relocation of Israel to the US

However, the US has many laminating machines. Jews would completely laminate all their newspapers and terrorise all Islam.
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Israelis go to safe place while ME is glassed?

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Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 21st, 2024 at 6:28pm:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 21st, 2024 at 5:28pm:
Hi LTYC,
I spoke to many Jews in the distant past about such ideas.
They only want to live in Israel - the Holy Land.
In the 1940s they were offered half of Madagascar but they declined -
they went to Israel even though at that time they
were surrounded by 70 million Arabs who hated them.
Also - the Persians and the Ottomans hated them too and still do.


It is difficult not to hate people whose reason for existence is the hate of and mass murder of Palestinians.



It's not news -

there has been sectarian violence in the Holy Lands for over 3,000 years.

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