greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 28
th, 2024 at 12:00pm:
mothra wrote on Sep 28
th, 2024 at 11:24am:
John Smith wrote on Sep 28
th, 2024 at 11:20am:
Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 28
th, 2024 at 10:21am:
the fanatical extremist right have no regard for anyone else.
funny when the majority of them are bible tumpers who proclaim to spread jesus' word.
jesus would turn over in his grave if he knew.
Nothing i hear from any of them, nor the loudest Christians on this forum, bears any resemblance to the teachings of Jesus that i was raised with.
So much not so in fact that the direct opposite is true in most cases.
Yep, you got it.
And, a real billionaire Christian wouldn't
sell Bibles - he'd give them away.
And of course, a real Christian would know how to actually
hold a bible.
I know, Greggery, but at a price of $69 including both Testaments (
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