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Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:10am

"Who the hell wants to hear questions, right?" Trump slurred to the town hall audience before awkwardly swaying to piped in music for 40 FREAKING MINUTES.

Not even all her Botox and plastic surgery could hide the horror on Kristi Noem’s face as Trump sundowned and mumbled to himself next to her.

If he was a puppy, she would have taken him to the gravel pit.

They're eating the pets! Bad people! Beautiful circles! Gangs! Buy my Bible! (Craps his pants) Let's listen to music! Play YMCA!

🎶 It's fun to stay at the YMCÀ!
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...🎶

(Dances)

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Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Reply #1 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:54am

Well that's a bit mean. Harris has it all over Trump, in "young person things" like dancing. That doesn't mean she should dance whenever, or that Trump should avoid dancing opportunities. Providing they're not manufactured.

When and where matters. Harris dances in friendly crowds. Trump dances in a war room with hundreds of Saudi royalty.

Sometimes a dance has consequences. The consequences may be terrible (Saudi Arabia declares war on Kamala Harris) but they may also be innocuous (Kamala Harris loses election, and is dissed for her dance moves.)

Dancing should be an innocuous or even delightful thing. But we should all know when to avoid dancing. It can make deadly foes, precisely because it can also win hearts.

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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13624 Colorado Gender:	Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance Reply #2 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 1:27am You know, you Aussies are really freaking weird.
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Aurora Complexus Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 399 New South Whales Gender:	Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance Reply #3 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 2:31am Marla wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 1:27am: You know, you Aussies are really freaking weird. Thanks! We do "us" I guess.
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95769 Gender:	Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance Reply #4 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 7:51am 40 minutes bopping along, taking requests and DJing to his base. So awesome. The big fella's learned a thing or two from P. Diddy, no? He could do shopping malls, bah mitzvahs, rich kids' parties, anything. What kind of man? A Superior Man. A cautionary tale. Not so much a man as a God.
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Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Reply #5 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:06am

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 7:51am:

40 minutes bopping along, taking requests and DJing to his base. So awesome.

The big fella's learned a thing or two from P. Diddy, no? He could do shopping malls, bah mitzvahs, rich kids' parties, anything. What kind of man?

A Superior Man. A cautionary tale. Not so much a man as a God.

Trump is a new John Travolta -

he's got the dance moves.

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Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Reply #6 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:15am

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:06am:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 7:51am:

40 minutes bopping along, taking requests and DJing to his base. So awesome.

The big fella's learned a thing or two from P. Diddy, no? He could do shopping malls, bah mitzvahs, rich kids' parties, anything. What kind of man?

A Superior Man. A cautionary tale. Not so much a man as a God.

Trump is a new John Travolta -

he's got the dance moves.

I know. Check out that divine swivel he does to the moodier numbers. You can see he's done some time in church, no?

Many of the evangelicals were hoping he was going to break out in tongues, but it wasn't to be. Do you know?

This will go down as the coda to the big fella's campaign, Bobby. His last great hurrah. After this, it's WAR.

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Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Reply #7 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:25am

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:15am:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:06am:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 7:51am:

40 minutes bopping along, taking requests and DJing to his base. So awesome.

The big fella's learned a thing or two from P. Diddy, no? He could do shopping malls, bah mitzvahs, rich kids' parties, anything. What kind of man?

A Superior Man. A cautionary tale. Not so much a man as a God.

Trump is a new John Travolta -

he's got the dance moves.

I know. Check out that divine swivel he does to the moodier numbers. You can see he's done some time in church, no?

Many of the evangelicals were hoping he was going to break out in tongues, but it wasn't to be. Do you know?

This will go down as the coda to the big fella's campaign, Bobby. His last great hurrah. After this, it's WAR.

Only 19 days till the big guy wins.

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John Smith Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 74539 Gender:	Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance Reply #8 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:55am Whatever Trump was doing, it certainly wasn't dancing. I thought he was having a fit.
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Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Reply #9 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 9:12am

Marla wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:10am:

"Who the hell wants to hear questions, right?" Trump slurred to the town hall audience before awkwardly swaying to piped in music for 40 FREAKING MINUTES.

Not even all her Botox and plastic surgery could hide the horror on Kristi Noem’s face as Trump sundowned and mumbled to himself next to her.

If he was a puppy, she would have taken him to the gravel pit.

They're eating the pets! Bad people! Beautiful circles! Gangs! Buy my Bible! (Craps his pants) Let's listen to music! Play YMCA!

🎶 It's fun to stay at the YMCÀ!
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...🎶

(Dances)

It is very evident that Marla is excited by Trump.

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Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Reply #10 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:37pm

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:25am:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:15am:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:06am:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 7:51am:

40 minutes bopping along, taking requests and DJing to his base. So awesome.

The big fella's learned a thing or two from P. Diddy, no? He could do shopping malls, bah mitzvahs, rich kids' parties, anything. What kind of man?

A Superior Man. A cautionary tale. Not so much a man as a God.

Trump is a new John Travolta -

he's got the dance moves.

I know. Check out that divine swivel he does to the moodier numbers. You can see he's done some time in church, no?

Many of the evangelicals were hoping he was going to break out in tongues, but it wasn't to be. Do you know?

This will go down as the coda to the big fella's campaign, Bobby. His last great hurrah. After this, it's WAR.

Only 19 days till the big guy wins.

Incorrect. When your DL loses, you'll be DONE.

Just think, Bobby, twenty odd years of posts. Witches burning, WWIII, hang em high. Poof!

Off to join thy Master.

We'll miss you ever so.

Missing you already, no?

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Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Reply #11 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:39pm

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:25am:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:15am:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:06am:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 7:51am:

40 minutes bopping along, taking requests and DJing to his base. So awesome.

The big fella's learned a thing or two from P. Diddy, no? He could do shopping malls, bah mitzvahs, rich kids' parties, anything. What kind of man?

A Superior Man. A cautionary tale. Not so much a man as a God.

Trump is a new John Travolta -

he's got the dance moves.

I know. Check out that divine swivel he does to the moodier numbers. You can see he's done some time in church, no?

Many of the evangelicals were hoping he was going to break out in tongues, but it wasn't to be. Do you know?

This will go down as the coda to the big fella's campaign, Bobby. His last great hurrah. After this, it's WAR.

Only 19 days till the big guy wins.

Incorrect. When your DL loses, you'll be DONE.

Just think, Bobby, twenty odd years of posts. Witches burning, WWIII, hang em high. Poof!

Off to join thy Master.

We'll miss you ever so.

Missing you already, no?

he can only lose if the DemocRATs cheat again.

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Re: Orange FAT Men Can't Dance
Reply #14 - Oct 17^th, 2024 at 7:07pm

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:39pm:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:25am:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:15am:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 8:06am:

Karnal wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 7:51am:

40 minutes bopping along, taking requests and DJing to his base. So awesome.

The big fella's learned a thing or two from P. Diddy, no? He could do shopping malls, bah mitzvahs, rich kids' parties, anything. What kind of man?

A Superior Man. A cautionary tale. Not so much a man as a God.

Trump is a new John Travolta -

he's got the dance moves.

I know. Check out that divine swivel he does to the moodier numbers. You can see he's done some time in church, no?

Many of the evangelicals were hoping he was going to break out in tongues, but it wasn't to be. Do you know?

This will go down as the coda to the big fella's campaign, Bobby. His last great hurrah. After this, it's WAR.

Only 19 days till the big guy wins.

Incorrect. When your DL loses, you'll be DONE.

Just think, Bobby, twenty odd years of posts. Witches burning, WWIII, hang em high. Poof!

Off to join thy Master.

We'll miss you ever so.

Missing you already, no?

he can only lose if the DemocRATs cheat again.

Missing you already, Botty.

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