Don't you try to change the subject, Aquascoot.This is a thread about Matt, Congressman.
Can we say that? Sorry, Congress
person. They do have unisex toilets these days after all, dear.
Now, Matt's leaving Congress and that's that. He's up for some Me time, and why not?
Sitting in Congress all day making laws can be really boring. You need to spice it up a bit.
Matt's buddy Joel fessed to the lot. Swinger parties with underage hookers, snorting coke off their bottoms, stalking them on Instagram, paying for their flights to Florida and plying them with free booze and drugs. Matt took trophy pics of their tarted-up prey to show off to his buddies in Congress.
Joel got
11 years. Matt did okay.
But officer, she told me she was over 16!
Pity the age of consent is 18. Matt should have got around to changing the law, eh?
He tried - the only Congressperson to vote against
human trafficking laws.
As a Congressperson, Matt had a long list of grievances - the government meddling in our lives, regulating our bedrooms, trying to stop our pool parties, orgies and child trafficking rings.
SO UNFAIR !!!
Matt saw the potential in every one of his underage fillies. Check out the tits on this one, he'd say to the member for Florida's 5th district. He'd turn to the rep for Ohio's 2nd. I love a screamer, he'd say. Open that mouth wide, bitch!
Matt liked to express his virility, his status as an Alpha, an apex predator. It's fair to say it got under a few members' skin.
Softcocks. The stuck-up prudes didn't get it. Matt wanted to shake things up. He wanted America to throb, pulse and vibrate like the most awesome dildo.
As we have come to know, the SM bounces out of bed with a plan. Each morning he asks himself the question: how may I use this day to make the world a better place?
You can rant about Trump all you like. It's guys like Matt - buff, tanned, perfectly coifed. They get the fillies to the party, whatever it takes.
And what a swell party it is, no?