Australian Politics Forum - Australian bum touchers

Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 48530 Gender:	Australian bum touchers Dec 6^th, 2024 at 6:49pm What's with Australian men's Cricket? They've been touching each other's bums for ages now. A bit of a pat or squeeze. Must be a Lefty Media cultural thing. Might explain the ball tampering as well. Might explain their limp wristed strokeplay too.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 105087 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #1 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 6:54pm No homos in cricket - it's a man's sport.
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 48530 Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #2 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 6:58pm You sure about that? Did you let other guys touch your bum when you played sport?
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 105087 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #3 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 7:10pm Jasin wrote on Dec 6^th, 2024 at 6:58pm: You sure about that? Did you let other guys touch your bum when you played sport? No way - they wouldn't dare.
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 48530 Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #4 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 7:16pm It was always a pat on the back of hand shake. No guy ever touched my bum. Is Australian Cricket queer?
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 105087 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #5 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 8:02pm Jasin wrote on Dec 6^th, 2024 at 7:16pm: It was always a pat on the back of hand shake. No guy ever touched my bum. Is Australian Cricket queer? I told you already - it's not. Only real men play cricket.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13625 Colorado Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #6 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 2:39am Bobby. wrote on Dec 6^th, 2024 at 6:54pm: No homos in cricket - it's a man's sport. Is that why you never played sports, Blooby?
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 105087 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #7 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 5:35am Marla's new profile picture says she's in league with the devil: Is Marla a witch?
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13625 Colorado Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #8 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 6:04am Is Blooby gay? All signs say yes.
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Aurora Complexus Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 399 New South Whales Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #9 - Dec 10^th, 2024 at 1:24am It's really a straight thing, not a gay thing. Like "you're OK with this, right? It's not like either of us are gay." They do it in Rugby League. Maybe in the women's codes too? It's could be as simple as this: you only have to extend your arm a half metre to touch someone else's bum. So it's quick and casual.
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Re: Australian bum touchers
Reply #10 - Dec 10^th, 2024 at 1:28am

Also if you attempt a handshake, first bump or shoulder hug with someone who's not expecting it (eg they're getting positive attention from most of the team) there's risk of damage to hands or head, all of which are important to actually playing the game.

A tap on the bum is the least likely of all contacts, to cause a team-on-team injury. It's totally rational and not a bit gay.

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Re: Australian bum touchers
Reply #11 - Dec 10^th, 2024 at 11:28am

Jasin wrote on Dec 6^th, 2024 at 6:49pm:

What's with Australian men's Cricket?
They've been touching each other's bums for ages now.
A bit of a pat or squeeze.
Must be a Lefty Media cultural thing.

Might explain the ball tampering as well.
Might explain their limp wristed strokeplay too.

That would require touching them in the front.

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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 48530 Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #12 - Dec 10^th, 2024 at 7:20pm Cricket is a Queer game now. Bum touchers
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Leroy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 669 Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #13 - Dec 10^th, 2024 at 7:30pm Jasin wrote on Dec 10^th, 2024 at 7:20pm: Cricket is a Queer game now. Bum touchers This happened once: The bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willy. WI v ENG 1980 something.
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 48530 Gender:	Re: Australian bum touchers Reply #14 - Dec 10^th, 2024 at 7:32pm 🤮😆😆
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