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Fight Fight Fight.... Perfume!!??
Dec 18th, 2024 at 10:54pm
 
What a hilarious 4 years it's gonna be for us watching Yankists second guess their vote!!

Fight Fight Fight Cologne - For Men

Smell's like a badger's arse... Only better!!

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Reply #1 - Dec 18th, 2024 at 11:57pm
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Dec 18th, 2024 at 10:54pm:
What a hilarious 4 years it's gonna be for us watching Yankists second guess their vote!!

Fight Fight Fight Cologne - For Men

Smell's like a badger's arse... Only better!!

https://gettrumpsneakers.com/cdn/shop/files/Mens-4.jpg


Miam miam, I'll have what he's having, Meister.

As seen on TV. The NFT playing cards, the gold sneakers, the Chinese-made Swiss watch and now this, the Fight Fight Fight Dark MAGA cologne.

It makes the first Trump administration look like amateur hour, no?

The big fella sure knows how to pick a winner. While Dr Phil's off hawking his herbal ADHD meds and Dr Oz has his miracle weight loss supplements, the host of Celebrity Apprentice has perfected his Nazi marketing schtick to a tee.

If Goebels had had any sense, he'd have made a buck out of those Swastika tie pins, but no. The old school Nazis were such ideologues. The neos are groovy.

Sure, that cologne may already be sitting in the Walmart bargain bin, but one day, it will be political memorabilia.

Do yourself a favour, leftards. We'll win so much we'll grow tired of winning, no?
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Reply #2 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:15am
 
Bet it smells like Trump's scrotum after a session with Putin
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Reply #3 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:18am
 
At this point, i think it's pretty safe to say, stick a fork in the US. It's done.
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Reply #4 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:07am
 
While Trump has an instinct for Americans' national conspiracy obsession - i.e. The drone thing, the 'top secret' Kennedy assassination files, Haitians eating dogs, deep state - he fails on how much and for how long he can fleece them with bullshit products.

Casinos, 'universities', steaks, sneakers, alcohol, bibles!!... perfumes(!!)... all ultimately fail.

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Reply #5 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:19am
 
Marla wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:15am:
Bet it smells like Trump's scrotum after a session with Putin


Bobbi, is that true?

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Reply #6 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:21am
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:07am:
While Trump has an instinct for Americans' national conspiracy obsession - i.e. The drone thing, the 'top secret' Kennedy assassination files, Haitians eating dogs, deep state - he fails on how much and for how long he can fleece them with bullshit products.

Casinos, 'universities', steaks, sneakers, alcohol, bibles!!... perfumes(!!)... all ultimately fail.


Trump appears to have a psychiatric fixation with his last name... like it's Muad'Dib from Dune.
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Reply #7 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 2:59pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:19am:
Marla wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:15am:
Bet it smells like Trump's scrotum after a session with Putin


Bobbi, is that true?



I think Bobi prefers the scent of DL's diapers, Greggery.

Miam miam. Oh, to have Walt's job as the big fella's valet, eh?

This time, Walt won't be responding to his DL's red button call-out by gliding into the Oval Office with a tray of Diet Cokes, oh no.

He'll be bursting into the Oval Office to change the big fella's nappies.

DEEP STATE !!!
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Reply #8 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 3:15pm
 
Karnal wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 2:59pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:19am:
Marla wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:15am:
Bet it smells like Trump's scrotum after a session with Putin


Bobbi, is that true?



I think Bobi prefers the scent of DL's diapers, Greggery.

Miam miam. Oh, to have Walt's job as the big fella's valet, eh?

This time, Walt won't be responding to his DL's red button call-out by gliding into the Oval Office with a tray of Diet Cokes, oh no.

He'll be bursting into the Oval Office to change the big fella's nappies.

DEEP STATE !!!



TDS -

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Reply #9 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 5:36pm
 
Karnal wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 2:59pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:19am:
Marla wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:15am:
Bet it smells like Trump's scrotum after a session with Putin


Bobbi, is that true?



I think Bobi prefers the scent of DL's diapers, Greggery.

Miam miam. Oh, to have Walt's job as the big fella's valet, eh?

This time, Walt won't be responding to his DL's red button call-out by gliding into the Oval Office with a tray of Diet Cokes, oh no.

He'll be bursting into the Oval Office to change the big fella's nappies.

DEEP STATE !!!


Indeed.  Dijon and DL's diapers - these are a few of Bobbi's favourite things.

Although, Walt probably still sponges off the big fella's scrotum after a session with Vlad and then wrings out the pungent liquid into bottles of Fight Fight Fight.

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

The little Jewish princess doesn't want anything to do with him any more, and nobody expects Melania to come within 50mtrs of the big fella.

100, since the newly amended prenup.

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Reply #10 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 6:36pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 5:36pm:
Karnal wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 2:59pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:19am:
Marla wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:15am:
Bet it smells like Trump's scrotum after a session with Putin


Bobbi, is that true?



I think Bobi prefers the scent of DL's diapers, Greggery.

Miam miam. Oh, to have Walt's job as the big fella's valet, eh?

This time, Walt won't be responding to his DL's red button call-out by gliding into the Oval Office with a tray of Diet Cokes, oh no.

He'll be bursting into the Oval Office to change the big fella's nappies.

DEEP STATE !!!


Indeed.  Dijon and DL's diapers - these are a few of Bobbi's favourite things.

Although, Walt probably still sponges off the big fella's scrotum after a session with Vlad and then wrings out the pungent liquid into bottles of Fight Fight Fight.

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

The little Jewish princess doesn't want anything to do with him any more, and nobody expects Melania to come within 50mtrs of the big fella.

100, since the newly amended prenup.



Just so. The big fella's been in the dog house for so long, he would have made the decision to switch teams by now.

Most common, Greggery, it happens all the time. Strapping Alpha males in the prime of their lives, looking for action - looking for love.

I mean, really. Does going to all that trouble to stay out of jail make much of a difference? He's now gotta deal with Vlad, Kim, MBS, etc. Sure, he can outsource some of the rimming to JD, but he'll still need to play Mother.

Bubba has to be easier than that lot, shurely. Just think, it all could have been so beautiful -- three squares, free soap, free medical when they split him open.

But no, he had to go and apply for one of the toughest gigs in the world. I say, what's the bet he pulls out after day 1?

My money's on a plan to hand over to JD with Don Jnr playing Dick Cheney. DL can then play puppet master from Mar a Lago, issuing his relentless demands for cash, pardons, sweetheart deals for Vlad and his boys. Project 2025?

My guess is the unwritten plan is just this: DL to stand down and outsource the entire US government to Opus Dei, the Heritage Foundation and Russia Russia Russia.

Ever get the feeling you've been feltched?

DEEP STATE !!!
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Reply #11 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 6:43pm
 
Karnal wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 6:36pm:
Just so. The big fella's been in the dog house for so long, he would have made the decision to switch teams by now.

Most common, Greggery, it happens all the time. Strapping Alpha males in the prime of their lives, looking for action - looking for love.

I mean, really. Does going to all that trouble to stay out of jail make much of a difference? He's now gotta deal with Vlad, Kim, MBS, etc. Sure, he can outsource some of the rimming to JD, but he'll still need to play Mother.

Bubba has to be easier than that lot, shurely. Just think, it all could have been so beautiful -- three squares, free soap, free medical when they split him open.

But no, he had to go and apply for one of the toughest gigs in the world. I say, what's the bet he pulls out after day 1?

My money's on a plan to hand over to JD with Don Jnr playing Dick Cheney. DL can then play puppet master from Mar a Lago, issuing his relentless demands for cash, pardons, sweetheart deals for Vlad and his boys. Project 2025?

My guess is the unwritten plan is just this: DL to stand down and outsource the entire US government to Opus Dei, the Heritage Foundation and Russia Russia Russia.

Ever get the feeling you've been feltched?

DEEP STATE !!!



Trump will be OK - the Jews are on his side:

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Reply #12 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:06pm
 
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Reply #13 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:52pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 5:36pm:
Karnal wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 2:59pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:19am:
Marla wrote on Dec 19th, 2024 at 7:15am:
Bet it smells like Trump's scrotum after a session with Putin


Bobbi, is that true?



I think Bobi prefers the scent of DL's diapers, Greggery.

Miam miam. Oh, to have Walt's job as the big fella's valet, eh?

This time, Walt won't be responding to his DL's red button call-out by gliding into the Oval Office with a tray of Diet Cokes, oh no.

He'll be bursting into the Oval Office to change the big fella's nappies.

DEEP STATE !!!


Indeed.  Dijon and DL's diapers - these are a few of Bobbi's favourite things.

Although, Walt probably still sponges off the big fella's scrotum after a session with Vlad and then wrings out the pungent liquid into bottles of Fight Fight Fight.

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

The little Jewish princess doesn't want anything to do with him any more, and nobody expects Melania to come within 50mtrs of the big fella.

100, since the newly amended prenup.



Although Frank would prefer the sponge wrung out directly into his mouth.

Cut out the middle men.

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Reply #14 - Dec 19th, 2024 at 8:06pm
 
Canelo Alvarez wears it. Mexico's greatest ever boxer. He's a little ranga like Trump. I guess the Redskins do it better in North America. The racist victimhood Lefties just can't come up with a Biden cologne to compete. If they did, it probably smell like icecream for the kids to like him. Dirty old man.
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