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Xmas Australian style
Dec 23^rd, 2024 at 7:11pm

Seems wintery Santa of the north finds Australia a tad too hot to visit in his big warm red suit, with no snow for his sleigh to land on too.

Xmas in Australia is a time, not of giving. But taking.
As the Christmas scum get around to burgle, steal and take what they can. Even Albanese is in on the act, putting forth big fines for homeless people living in vehicles, being homeless.
I know in Jervis Bay, come Xmas time. A place where many homes don't have fences. A world with no borders with their fellow neighbours. But down come the city terrorists (tourists) to begin their Xmas ransackings and steal what they can from such carefree locals. Just one of many places around the country that suffers the same fate from Tourism terrorism.

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Re: Xmas Australian style
Reply #1 - Dec 23^rd, 2024 at 7:55pm

Stoking up the barbie
On a scorching Christmas night,
Me mates all hangin' round with beers
It's gonna be a Night!

Christmas pudding on the boil
And nuts the kind you eat
We'll need to drink that damn fridge dry
To beat this bloody heat.

Oh, Aussie Bells, Aussie Bells.
Aussie All the Way.
Oh what fun it is to post
Our Christmas Song today.

Dashing through the carpark
On a sunlit Summer's day
Shopping trolleys at the front
To push 'em out the way

Cartons of cold beer
To chase our spirits right
Oh, what fun to feast and sing
All day all bloody night...

Oh, Aussie Bells, Aussie Bells.
Aussie All the Way.
Oh what fun to down a few
On good ol' Christmas Day!

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 48838 Gender:	Re: Xmas Australian style Reply #2 - Dec 23^rd, 2024 at 9:15pm Drones flying around, casing people's places, seeing what they've got, even behind the fence.
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Reply #3 - Dec 23^rd, 2024 at 10:28pm

Actually I'll be at home and taking it easy - maybe visitors on Boxing Day .... won't be up to much.... definitely won't be looking over my shoulder for the idiot who threatened me online over my posting on a site here for such things, that some idiot had pulled out in front of me in an 80 zone and I just missed him ... Christmas Aussie style...

He ranted and raved and carried on - not there, no idea, but he knew it all.... I told him to put up with his car cam footage or shut up - and he ended up all toey.... I'm so scared.....must bite his arse again.... ain't I a bastard?

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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13662 Colorado Gender:	Re: Xmas Australian style Reply #4 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 4:25am I love weed
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13662 Colorado Gender:	Re: Xmas Australian style Reply #5 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 5:23am With all that kangaroo rooting you'll be doing this pagan holiday don't forget your air conditioning
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 84843 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: Xmas Australian style Reply #6 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 5:56am Soon we'll do New Year The trains might be on strike We'll charge into election year And boy that's gonna bite Then Australia Day Filled with raging Cheers All our effnicks playing up And pride parades for Queers Oh, Aussie Bells, Aussie Bells, Aussie all the way If you can't be one of us Then Falcon stay away.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 48838 Gender:	Re: Xmas Australian style Reply #7 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 6:04am Well I wouldn't mind kangarooting you Marla. Reckon all my Christmases would come at once with some American pie. ...you can even burgle my house.
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Re: Xmas Australian style
Reply #8 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 6:05am

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Dec 24^th, 2024 at 5:56am:

Soon we'll do New Year
The trains might be on strike
We'll charge into election year
And boy that's gonna bite

Then Australia Day
Filled with raging Cheers
All our effnicks playing up
And pride parades for Queers

Oh, Aussie Bells, Aussie Bells,
Aussie all the way
If you can't be one of us
Then Falcon stay away.

More of your crappy Vogan poetry

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 47464 Gender:	Re: Xmas Australian style Reply #9 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 7:14am That’s VogOn and you are spit on!
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25012 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Xmas Australian style Reply #10 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 12:41pm I will be at the beach on Boxing Day. First time with the family for a while. Sitting in the air conditioning.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 48838 Gender:	Re: Xmas Australian style Reply #11 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 12:53pm Santa doesn't come to Australia. We're all naughty criminals here
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Reply #12 - Dec 24^th, 2024 at 4:06pm

Yesterday, I had to go to dental appointment 10.15 am… all good on roads, not too many cars, by time I left and went to Coles nearby… was getting crazy… I went to go to the market square, and by the time I went into entry at car park, and stuck in line of cars (both ways) looking for parking… I decided to exit but… it took 20 minutes from entry point to exit point! I couldn’t wait to get back home!
And on the way home, traffic was banked up double row going in… and stretched right back to roundabout… I have never seen it like that!
That’s what Xmas time looks like here! Grin

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