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Marla's 2025 Predictions
Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:24am

1. Trump will most likely die in Office mid-way through his third year (yay) but let's face it, Elon Musk is really the President.

2. Trump...er, Musk will start a war with Iran

3. Trump...Musk will bankrupt the economy or bring us into a economic collapse 10 month into his lame duck term.

4. Food prices and inflation will continue to soar to new levels under Trump, god damn it, I mean Musk; JD Vance will triple them.

5. Eagles will win the Superbowl

6. God Damn Ohio State will win the National Title

7. The False God going by the name of Jesus will again fail to show up

8. Alfa Romeo cars will fall into the dustbin of history (goddamn are those some butt-ugly cars)

9. Pope Francis will be replaced by A.I. (same for the whole Catholic religion)

10. Elon Musk will prepare the world for a One World Government

HAIL SATAN

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 48838 Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #1 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:41am NATAS has impregnated Marla with Bobby's seed.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11642 armidale Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #2 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:44am Marla wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:24am: 10. Elon Musk will prepare the world for a One World Government He's a South African of British Royal Democracy which replaces German Muslims of the Eastern Satanic Jedi.
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Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions
Reply #3 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:46am

Marla wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:24am:

1. Trump will most likely die in Office mid-way through his third year (yay) but let's face it, Elon Musk is really the President.

2. Trump...er, Musk will start a war with Iran

3. Trump...Musk will bankrupt the economy or bring us into a economic collapse 10 month into his lame duck term.

4. Food prices and inflation will continue to soar to new levels under Trump, god damn it, I mean Musk; JD Vance will triple them.

5. Eagles will win the Superbowl

6. God Damn Ohio State will win the National Title

7. The False God going by the name of Jesus will again fail to show up

8. Alfa Romeo cars will fall into the dustbin of history (goddamn are those some butt-ugly cars)

9. Pope Francis will be replaced by A.I. (same for the whole Catholic religion)

10. Elon Musk will prepare the world for a One World Government

HAIL SATAN

Its a lose lose situation here for you. If you are correct the country will be a shambles, if you are wrong you look the fool. Why do lefties ambush themselves.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11642 armidale Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #4 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:51am Marla is circling the waters like a shark, ready for the Marlajuana Party nomination 2028.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13663 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #5 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:52am Leroy wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:46am: Its a lose lose situation here for you. If you are correct the country will be a shambles, if you are wrong you look the fool. Why do lefties ambush themselves. Go rent a cybertruck and do it right this time, Yuri
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38789 Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #6 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 12:48pm Marla wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:52am: Leroy wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:46am: Its a lose lose situation here for you. If you are correct the country will be a shambles, if you are wrong you look the fool. Why do lefties ambush themselves. Go rent a cybertruck and do it right this time, Yuri Hahahahahaha!
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Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions
Reply #7 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 1:12pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 12:48pm:

Marla wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:52am:

Leroy wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:46am:

Its a lose lose situation here for you. If you are correct the country will be a shambles, if you are wrong you look the fool. Why do lefties ambush themselves.

Go rent a cybertruck and do it right this time, Yuri

Hahahahahaha!

Et tu Aussie

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 48838 Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #8 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 1:14pm Lefties are cybertruck suicide bomber terrorists.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 138004 Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #9 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 1:22pm Marla wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 9:24am: 1. Trump will most likely die in Office mid-way through his third year ... From what people close to him have said, he smells like he's already dead.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 48838 Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #10 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 2:37pm Racism against others (Confederacy/Nazism) Racism against your own (Democrats/France) treachery Two Lefty Wrongs, not making a Right.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 105534 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #11 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 7:21pm Is this Marla?
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 48838 Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #12 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 7:24pm Marla likes guys with bikes.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 105534 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #13 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 7:28pm Jasin wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 7:24pm: Marla likes guys with bikes. yep:
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 47464 Gender:	Re: Marla's 2025 Predictions Reply #14 - Jan 3^rd, 2025 at 7:42pm Musk won’t last 6 months after inauguration.
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