Frank wrote on Jan 8
th, 2025 at 10:14am:
Guy Who Said Facebook Was Not Suppressing Free Speech Announces Facebook Will Stop Suppressing Free Speech
https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/677d5ac5a5178677d5ac5a5179.jpg"This is a major shift toward no longer doing the things I said we weren't doing," Zuckerberg said in the statement. "While we never suppressed free speech and expression at Facebook, we felt that the election of 2024 was a cultural pivot point that made it clear that we had to stop suppressing free speech and expression. Even though we absolutely never did it, starting now, we're going to stop doing it."
"Even though it wasn't ever happening, we're not going to do it anymore," Zuckerberg emphasized. "We owe it to our users who were never censored to stop censoring them."
Zuckerberg stressed that these changes would be implemented over time, with the goal of putting an end to the policies that he said were never in place.
At publishing time, Zuckerberg's video promoting free speech and limiting censorship on Facebook had been censored by Facebook.
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Overjoyed Trump Runs Out To Greet Prodigal Son Mark Zuckerberg

PALM BEACH, FL — It was a joyous day at Mar-a-Lago today, as the entire staff of the famed resort property exploded into celebration and party preparation when an overjoyed President-elect Donald Trump ran out to greet his prodigal son, Mark Zuckerberg.
Sources said the Meta founder had run off years ago after asking Trump for his portion of the inheritance, used it to start Facebook, purchase Instagram and WhatsApp, interfere in U.S. elections, acquire a sprawling compound in Hawaii, and squander the rest on wild living. Today, he returned home, prepared to beg Trump's forgiveness but relieved to be welcomed with open arms.
"Mr. President-elect, I have sinned against MAGA and against you," Zuckerberg was heard saying after Trump ran to embrace him. "I am no longer worthy to be called your son. Treat me as one of your hired servants."
Before Zuckerberg had even finished speaking, witnesses said, Trump had called Mar-a-Lago staff. "Clothe Mark Zuckerberg in a MAGA baseball cap and gold Trump sneakers, provide him with a full set of Trump NFT trading cards, and prepare a vast McDonald's feast to celebrate," he said. "For this, my son was a lib, but is based again; he was lost, and is found."
One Mar-a-Lago insider revealed Elon Musk came out of the resort to see what the commotion was about and became angry upon learning that Trump had welcomed Zuckerberg back. "Look, during this election, I have served you," Musk complained, "yet you never gave me a few Big Macs to celebrate with Vivek. But when this Zuck came, you hold a feast."
At publishing time, Trump had allegedly told Musk that all that he had belonged to him, which would soon potentially include Greenland.