Frank wrote on Jan 12
th, 2025 at 12:46pm:
Karnal wrote on Jan 12
th, 2025 at 1:13am:
Thanks, Lee. You may have misunderstood the question.
How are the union culpable for the fires?
Cheers.
10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires
To streamline the finger-pointing process, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of likely causes of the California wildfires:
Lack of diversity in the fire department: Nothing causes more devastation than placing the most qualified candidates in positions based on merit.
Capitalism: When was the last time you heard about wildfires happening in a socialist utopia? Exactly.Plastic straws: The effects of you drinking your iced frappés through plastic straws can be felt across the country.
Steve: That guy is bad news.
January 6: Further evidence that the attempted insurrection is a wound that will never heal.
Racism: The flames of a wildfire are nothing compared to the scourge of white supremacy.Billy Joel: He claims he didn't start the fire. But we know better.
The Jews: Something bad happened? You know who to blame.
Negative reviews of The Acolyte: None of this would have happened if Star Wars fans weren't so filled with hate.
Donald Trump: They tried to warn us about him. Now look what happened. Stick to the memes, old boy. Have you blamed the Jigaboos yet? I imagine they were concocting some primitive black magic over in deepest darkest Ghana, no?
The Muselman - you've been rather quiet on him of late. Always absolutely never ever, remember.
The trannies and hommers? Strange. We remember when you were so supportive, back when the Muselman was hanging them off cranes.
Of course you won't blame the relentless rise in temperature, we get that, but do you know?
Nor's Elon. How about that? He's suddenly retweeting DL's talking points, banning all mention of global warming on X.
That's what joining the Trump train does to you, ja? The full lobotomy.
How does it feeeeel?