SadKangaroo
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I wish these defenses of Musk's action you're all hanging your hat on worked in other areas.
If I get caught accidentally speeding downhill, doing 80 in a 60 zone would this work:
Police officer: "Hello sir, I've just caught you doing 81 in a 60 zone, do you have anything to say for yourself?"
Me: "It wasn't my intention, I'm just autistic, and besides, I was doing less than 60, see in ancient times, speed was measured in miles an hour, which is what I was doing, less than 60. It's just the woke radar you have saying that it's something else. My lawyer says I wasn't doing that. Oh but here are some jokes about speeding resulting in crashes that kill innocent people that I find funny".
Police officer: "But you were doing 81"
Me: "No, it just looked like that because you're using km/h, I was doing mph, so it's only 50."
Police officer: "Ok, I guess what I saw you doing with my own eyes doesn't matter, your autism explains it, on your way"
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