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SadKangaroo Gold Member Offline #FightStupid Posts: 17581 Mianjin (Brisbane)	The real reason Melania wore than hat Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:01pm Beta-blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician. Her appearance fee must not have included kissing, Trump was too cheap to pay for the extras, so she had to take precautions.
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Leroy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1295 Gender:	Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat Reply #1 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:34pm What an amazing lady, she has so much class.
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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 26189 Gender:	Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat Reply #2 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:35pm Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:34pm: What an amazing lady, she has so much class. Yeah okay, lets call it class.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 74966 Gender:	Re: The real reason the hamburglar wore than hat Reply #3 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:38pm he's not even trying to kiss her I know a hat like that wouldn't stop me kissing my wife.
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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #4 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:26pm

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:01pm:

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Beta-blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician.

Her appearance fee must not have included kissing, Trump was too cheap to pay for the extras, so she had to take precautions.

Can you provide a link where physician prescribed her beta blockers.

If not I'm calling you a liar.

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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #5 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:33pm

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:26pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:01pm:

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Beta-blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician.

Her appearance fee must not have included kissing, Trump was too cheap to pay for the extras, so she had to take precautions.

Can you provide a link where physician prescribed her beta blockers.

If not I'm calling you a liar.

Satire dear chum.

Although she has had to be paid to attend events before,

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Melania Trump was paid for a rare appearance at a political event. It’s not clear who cut the unusual six-figure check

Melania Trump has barely been seen on the campaign trail this year. One of the few times she has appeared at a political event, she’s received a six-figure paycheck – a highly unusual move for the spouse of a candidate.

The former first lady spoke at two political fundraisers for the Log Cabin Republicans this year, and she was paid $237,500 for an April event, according to former President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure form. The payment was listed as a “speaking engagement.”

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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #6 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:35pm

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:01pm:

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Beta-blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician.

Her appearance fee must not have included kissing, Trump was too cheap to pay for the extras, so she had to take precautions.

It's hilarious (coz it's true).

She won't let him anywhere near her face.

Did you see them dancing at the inauguration ball?

Every time he tried to kiss her she pulled away.

If he wants a kiss, he's gonna have to pay the Slovenian hooker more money.

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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #7 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:37pm

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:33pm:

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:26pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:01pm:

https://i.imgur.com/PTvTVAi.png

Beta-blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician.

Her appearance fee must not have included kissing, Trump was too cheap to pay for the extras, so she had to take precautions.

Can you provide a link where physician prescribed her beta blockers.

If not I'm calling you a liar.

Satire dear chum.

Although she has had to be paid to attend events before,

Quote:

Melania Trump was paid for a rare appearance at a political event. It’s not clear who cut the unusual six-figure check

Melania Trump has barely been seen on the campaign trail this year. One of the few times she has appeared at a political event, she’s received a six-figure paycheck – a highly unusual move for the spouse of a candidate.

The former first lady spoke at two political fundraisers for the Log Cabin Republicans this year, and she was paid $237,500 for an April event, according to former President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure form. The payment was listed as a “speaking engagement.”

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So when you said her doctor prescribed beta blockers you were just being dishonest and lying. Not the first time for you being dishonest is it.

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aquascoot Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 34963 Gender:	Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat Reply #8 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:50pm gweggy spending a decade thinking about another mans wife. now sad joining in heres a thought get your own hot wife and save your keyboard from crustiness
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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #9 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:51pm

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:37pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:33pm:

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:26pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:01pm:

https://i.imgur.com/PTvTVAi.png

Beta-blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician.

Her appearance fee must not have included kissing, Trump was too cheap to pay for the extras, so she had to take precautions.

Can you provide a link where physician prescribed her beta blockers.

If not I'm calling you a liar.

Satire dear chum.

Although she has had to be paid to attend events before,

Quote:

Melania Trump was paid for a rare appearance at a political event. It’s not clear who cut the unusual six-figure check

Melania Trump has barely been seen on the campaign trail this year. One of the few times she has appeared at a political event, she’s received a six-figure paycheck – a highly unusual move for the spouse of a candidate.

The former first lady spoke at two political fundraisers for the Log Cabin Republicans this year, and she was paid $237,500 for an April event, according to former President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure form. The payment was listed as a “speaking engagement.”

Link

So when you said her doctor prescribed beta blockers you were just being dishonest and lying. Not the first time for you being dishonest is it.

Are you stupid enough to think a hat is really a beta-blocker that would require a doctor's prescription?

I mean sure, it blocked Trump from kissing her, so in a way it is a beta blocker, but guess what, that's the joke...

Look, I know you're MAGA, but there are only two possibilities here: either you're flat-out lying about what you claim to believe, or you're embarrassingly low IQ, even by MAGA standards.

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Leroy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1295 Gender:	Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat Reply #10 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 2:20pm So you know nothing about Melania so you make up story. Oh and what happened to your forum etiquette. Typical leftie loony. Sh1ts in their own bed and complains about the stink.
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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #11 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 2:31pm

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 2:20pm:

So you know nothing about Melania so you make up story.
Oh and what happened to your forum etiquette.

Typical leftie loony. Sh1ts in their own bed and complains about the stink.

typical leftie loon.

spends a decade of his life handing all his power over to trump.

think of how much you could have done in a creative enterprise instead of in reaction to another man who doesnt even know or care you exist Cry

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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #12 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 2:36pm

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:37pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:33pm:

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:26pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:01pm:

https://i.imgur.com/PTvTVAi.png

Beta-blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician.

Her appearance fee must not have included kissing, Trump was too cheap to pay for the extras, so she had to take precautions.

Can you provide a link where physician prescribed her beta blockers.

If not I'm calling you a liar.

Satire dear chum.

Although she has had to be paid to attend events before,

Quote:

Melania Trump was paid for a rare appearance at a political event. It’s not clear who cut the unusual six-figure check

Melania Trump has barely been seen on the campaign trail this year. One of the few times she has appeared at a political event, she’s received a six-figure paycheck – a highly unusual move for the spouse of a candidate.

The former first lady spoke at two political fundraisers for the Log Cabin Republicans this year, and she was paid $237,500 for an April event, according to former President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure form. The payment was listed as a “speaking engagement.”

Link

So when you said her doctor prescribed beta blockers you were just being dishonest and lying. Not the first time for you being dishonest is it.

Are you stupid enough to think a hat is really a beta-blocker that would require a doctor's prescription?

I mean sure, it blocked Trump from kissing her, so in a way it is a beta blocker, but guess what, that's the joke...

Look, I know you're MAGA, but there are only two possibilities here: either you're flat-out lying about what you claim to believe, or you're embarrassingly low IQ, even by MAGA standards.

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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #13 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 2:42pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 2:36pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:37pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:33pm:

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 1:26pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 12:01pm:

https://i.imgur.com/PTvTVAi.png

Beta-blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician.

Her appearance fee must not have included kissing, Trump was too cheap to pay for the extras, so she had to take precautions.

Can you provide a link where physician prescribed her beta blockers.

If not I'm calling you a liar.

Satire dear chum.

Although she has had to be paid to attend events before,

Quote:

Melania Trump was paid for a rare appearance at a political event. It’s not clear who cut the unusual six-figure check

Melania Trump has barely been seen on the campaign trail this year. One of the few times she has appeared at a political event, she’s received a six-figure paycheck – a highly unusual move for the spouse of a candidate.

The former first lady spoke at two political fundraisers for the Log Cabin Republicans this year, and she was paid $237,500 for an April event, according to former President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure form. The payment was listed as a “speaking engagement.”

Link

So when you said her doctor prescribed beta blockers you were just being dishonest and lying. Not the first time for you being dishonest is it.

Are you stupid enough to think a hat is really a beta-blocker that would require a doctor's prescription?

I mean sure, it blocked Trump from kissing her, so in a way it is a beta blocker, but guess what, that's the joke...

Look, I know you're MAGA, but there are only two possibilities here: either you're flat-out lying about what you claim to believe, or you're embarrassingly low IQ, even by MAGA standards.

https://www.lisahenryonline.com/uploads/2/3/4/9/23494632/4879746_orig.jpeg

Bit I'm not the forum sexual deviant.

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Re: The real reason Melania wore than hat
Reply #14 - Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 4:06pm

Leroy wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2025 at 2:20pm:

So you know nothing about Melania so you make up story.
Oh and what happened to your forum etiquette.

Typical leftie loony. Sh1ts in their own bed and complains about the stink.

Ah, so we’re free to fabricate conspiracies about Michelle Obama being a man, but cracking a joke about Melania’s choice of headwear to dodge her husband’s awkward attempts at affection is suddenly off-limits? Fascinating double standard.

From the MAGA mob who relentlessly troll, meme, and mock anything and everything, we’re now being lectured that all discourse must be sombre and devoid of satire—because you’re apparently too dense to distinguish a joke from a genuine critique?

And now I’m supposed to handle you with kid gloves because you’ve decided you’re uniquely fragile? How delightfully on brand—almost as though you've adopted the very sensitivities you claim to deride.

Next you'll be telling me what pronouns to use when addressing you...

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