SerialBrain9 wrote on Jan 24
th, 2025 at 9:59am:
GAWN…….
Quote: Trump’s incoming Secret Service Director Sean Curran is expected to clean house on his first day on the job, according to Real Clear Politics.
“On incoming Secret Service Director Sean Curran’s first day in the new role, 5-10 senior leadership officials, including former Director Ron Rowe, were warned that they would either be fired, moved, or pressed into retirement, according to three sources in the Secret Service community,” RCP reporter Susan Crabtree said on Thursday.
Bye 👋
Talking of cleaning house.....
The Babylon Bee's Washington, D.C. connections provided the following list of things found by Trump's staff when cleaning out the White House:
74 bags of a white, powdery substance: Test results were still pending to identify the substance, but… you know what it was.
Several leftover cases of adult diapers: As any parent knows, nothing is worse than finding out you're out of diapers.
Chair lift: Determined to be obsolete now that there's a president who can navigate stairs.
One Resolute Desk drawer filled with nothing but ice cream cones: Presidents always keep their most important and frequently needed supplies close by.
A discarded copy of the U.S. Constitution crumpled up under a couch: Clearly, nobody had found any use for it and forgot it was there.
Cash-filled envelope labeled "For Zelensky": Ope! One last payment still needed to be sent.
Numerous posters pinned up in the hallways saying "Your name is Joe, the year is 2024, and you are the President of the United States": No word yet on who these signs were for.
Complete DVD sets of Matlock, Murder She Wrote, and Dog with a Blog: Reportedly used to keep Biden occupied for hours in the Situation Room.
Gold copy of Half Life 3 Joe had been keeping from the world this whole time: Now everyone knows who to blame.
11,000 Georgia ballots marked for Trump from the 2020 election: Yikes… maybe these were important?