The rapist & Slovenian hooker are celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary today.

And we all know what the traditional gift for the 20th anniversary is, right?

chimera wrote on Jan 23^rd, 2025 at 4:40pm:


I think it might be ...

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 23^rd, 2025 at 4:24pm:


We all remember their 13th anniversary, Greggery. He called Fox & Friends the following week, remember? They'd been reporting extensively. It was so romantic.

So Sir, what did you buy the lovely wifey for a present? It must be good, right?

Oh, he gave her a little card maybe, nothing much. It was just nice to get together and make some time to be with Melania, you know? So memorable. She's really very special.

Turns out Melania hadn't left New York for over two weeks. The big fella spent the long weekend in Mar a Lago, as you do.

He's a busy guy. They may have had a call, It's hard to remember.

FAKE NEWS !!!

chimera wrote on Jan 23^rd, 2025 at 5:09pm:


I think that was Ivanka's plan,  back when she was Senior Advisor. She's so ambitious, that one.

She left her trade delegation in Chi-na with a few mil worth of patents and various personal deals. Jared beat her to Saudi Arabia, where he got his hands on two bil worth of Saudi investment funds.

Take that, bitch.

Anyway, Jared and Ivanka joined the club of disgruntled ex-employees to never work with him again. He's stuck with sucks like JD, Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jnr; all former Never-Trumpers, soon to become  disgruntled ex-employees.

Then there's Elon, who stands to make a lot more than a few bil in foreign contracts. He's got his eye on the entire US revenue. After he frees up all that social security and Medicare waste, it goes straight into his Mission-to-Mars startup. The Republicans in Congress have their pens poised to sign off.

With pensioners and the poor dying off, the tariff money rolling in from US consumers, the elites banking their tax cuts and the illegals slaving away on their H1B visas, America will be killing it. Who needs Jared and Ivanka?

We'll win so much we'll grow tired of winning, ya?

Well, we won't. We'll be in recession with Chi-na, our largest trading partner. But it will be nice to see the elites over in America raking it in and living the high life, no?

Happy anniversary, Sir.

Yes well, losing could be refreshing then. He may get a lot of refreshment.