freediver wrote on Feb 5
th, 2025 at 12:58pm:
The plan doesn't really solve the fundamental problem - no other country wants the Palestinians. Every country that has let them in has regretted it.
Trump Unveils Exciting, Never-Before-Tried Strategy Of Having America Take Over Country In The Middle East
"I don't know why no one has ever thought of this before. It's so smart and so simple," explained President Trump. "Everyone will be so happy to have America in Gaza, they love us there. We will build a big, beautiful nation in no time, there will be so much democracy and freedom, no one will believe it."
The plan's utter brilliance left the crowd stunned, completely overcome with awe. "How has no one tried this before?" wondered Middle East historian Daniel Bingham. "The solution, glorious in its simplicity, has been staring us in the face this entire time. America simply takes over part of the Middle East and runs it! I cannot wait to see how beautifully this works out."
At publishing time, Trump had announced that he would appoint George W. Bush as strategic coordinator to carry out his amazing new plan.