greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 18
th, 2025 at 11:23am:
Peace of cake, Greggery, but you've gotta have a plan. The SM vibes with that. It helps him bounce out of bed to start the day, you see. His plan goes something like this.
First, the donor elites come up, tears in their eyes, saying please sir, do this great new project, there's a nice little drink in it for you.
Look, SM says, we'll have to wait and see what happens. How much?
When the fake news turn up, asking annoying questions, SM says, oh? Never heard about it. Not on my watch, never ever. Next!
The Big Tech globalist elites come on board, as they do, craft a propaganda campaign with cash prize giveaways and wins him the election. Elon crashes the SM's transition meetings, you can't exactly chuck him out, so SM introduces Elon to the donor elites with their cunning project.
When they come up with a plan, the SM says all good, do that, here's the keys to the agencies. Fire whoever you like, I'm heading over to Doral for 18 holes.
Elon's put enough money in already, so he finds some 20 year old interns to put in charge of the federal government. They've even designed a nice new server. It's still in the experimental stage, but it should be fun.
When the planes start crashing, the new servers collapse and voters get their bank accounts cleaned out because Russia now has their data, SM blames Sleepy Joe and, for some reason only known to him,
transvestites.
The SM tries to simplify it, make it really easy, spell it out for the chodes:
D.E.I.
Do you see? That's where you put useless, incompetent people in jobs they're totally unsuited for, then blame the leftards when it all turns to sh
it.
Easy peasy, no?