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Re: Have u the Trump tariff terrors tonight?
Reply #45 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:12am

According to economists, Trump's tariffs are currently running the global economy into the ground. To help you prepare, The Babylon Bee has found the 10 most devastating effects of Trump's tariffs. Take a look at the madness.

Millions of people now have to pretend to know what a tariff is: It's a crime against humanity.

Europeans are saying mean things about the US: And they're being even more mean than usual this time.

Dementors from Azkaban will be unleashed on the floor of the NY Stock Exchange to crash the market: World trade could come to a screeching halt if we don't stop this from happening.

Econ majors will get to feel important for a few minutes: This is a travesty and should never have happened.

The nonfunctional nose-hair-trimmer/phone charger you ordered from Wish is now $2 more expensive: How could Trump do this?

Millions of Chinese slaves might lose their jobs: Terrible.

Between 11 and 14 billion deaths: And that's a conservative estimate.

The cost of bananas will skyrocket to $0.59 per pound: Banana bread will join calamari and Tokay as a status symbol of the rich and prosperous.

The Galactic Trade Federation might send an army of battle droids to Earth: And we don't even have any Jedi negotiators available.

Trump's approval rating might go down: Noooooooooo!

Has the economy ever been worse than this? No. No, it has not. The tariffs have doomed us all.

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Re: Have u the Trump tariff terrors tonight?
Reply #46 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:33am

Global stocks have sunk, a day after rapist Donald Trump announced sweeping new tariffs that are forecast to raise prices and weigh on growth in the US and abroad.

The S&P 500, which tracks 500 of the biggest American firms, plunged 4.8% - its worst day since Covid crashed the economy in 2020. Earlier in the day financial markets fell from Asia to Europe.

Nike, Apple and Target were among big consumer names worst hit, all of them sinking by more than 9%.

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Re: Have u the Trump tariff terrors tonight?
Reply #47 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:33am

Frank wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:12am:

According to economists, Trump's tariffs are currently running the global economy into the ground. To help you prepare, The Babylon Bee has found the 10 most devastating effects of Trump's tariffs. Take a look at the madness.

Millions of people now have to pretend to know what a tariff is: It's a crime against humanity.

Europeans are saying mean things about the US: And they're being even more mean than usual this time.

Dementors from Azkaban will be unleashed on the floor of the NY Stock Exchange to crash the market: World trade could come to a screeching halt if we don't stop this from happening.

Econ majors will get to feel important for a few minutes: This is a travesty and should never have happened.

The nonfunctional nose-hair-trimmer/phone charger you ordered from Wish is now $2 more expensive: How could Trump do this?

Millions of Chinese slaves might lose their jobs: Terrible.

Between 11 and 14 billion deaths: And that's a conservative estimate.

The cost of bananas will skyrocket to $0.59 per pound: Banana bread will join calamari and Tokay as a status symbol of the rich and prosperous.

The Galactic Trade Federation might send an army of battle droids to Earth: And we don't even have any Jedi negotiators available.

Trump's approval rating might go down: Noooooooooo!

Has the economy ever been worse than this? No. No, it has not. The tariffs have doomed us all.

The biggest concern is if the Tariffs join up with the daleks, we will be in big trouble if that happens.

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Re: Have u the Trump tariff terrors tonight?
Reply #48 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:40am

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:33am:

Global stocks have sunk, a day after rapist Donald Trump announced sweeping new tariffs that are forecast to raise prices and weigh on growth in the US and abroad.

The S&P 500, which tracks 500 of the biggest American firms, plunged 4.8% - its worst day since Covid crashed the economy in 2020. Earlier in the day financial markets fell from Asia to Europe.

Nike, Apple and Target were among big consumer names worst hit, all of them sinking by more than 9%.

Trump is putting on his best face about it. Embarrassed

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Re: Have u the Trump tariff terrors tonight?
Reply #49 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:53am

Bobby. wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:40am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:33am:

Global stocks have sunk, a day after rapist Donald Trump announced sweeping new tariffs that are forecast to raise prices and weigh on growth in the US and abroad.

The S&P 500, which tracks 500 of the biggest American firms, plunged 4.8% - its worst day since Covid crashed the economy in 2020. Earlier in the day financial markets fell from Asia to Europe.

Nike, Apple and Target were among big consumer names worst hit, all of them sinking by more than 9%.

Trump is putting on his best face about it. Embarrassed

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Re: Have u the Trump tariff terrors tonight?
Reply #50 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 12:48pm

Frank wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:12am:

According to economists, Trump's tariffs are currently running the global economy into the ground. To help you prepare, The Babylon Bee has found the 10 most devastating effects of Trump's tariffs. Take a look at the madness.

Millions of people now have to pretend to know what a tariff is: It's a crime against humanity.

Europeans are saying mean things about the US: And they're being even more mean than usual this time.

Dementors from Azkaban will be unleashed on the floor of the NY Stock Exchange to crash the market: World trade could come to a screeching halt if we don't stop this from happening.

Econ majors will get to feel important for a few minutes: This is a travesty and should never have happened.

The nonfunctional nose-hair-trimmer/phone charger you ordered from Wish is now $2 more expensive: How could Trump do this?

Millions of Chinese slaves might lose their jobs: Terrible.

Between 11 and 14 billion deaths: And that's a conservative estimate.

The cost of bananas will skyrocket to $0.59 per pound: Banana bread will join calamari and Tokay as a status symbol of the rich and prosperous.

The Galactic Trade Federation might send an army of battle droids to Earth: And we don't even have any Jedi negotiators available.

Trump's approval rating might go down: Noooooooooo!

Has the economy ever been worse than this? No. No, it has not. The tariffs have doomed us all.

Stay stupid.

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Re: Have u the Trump tariff terrors tonight?
Reply #52 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 2:38pm

Marla wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 12:48pm:

Frank wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:12am:

According to economists, Trump's tariffs are currently running the global economy into the ground. To help you prepare, The Babylon Bee has found the 10 most devastating effects of Trump's tariffs. Take a look at the madness.

Millions of people now have to pretend to know what a tariff is: It's a crime against humanity.

Europeans are saying mean things about the US: And they're being even more mean than usual this time.

Dementors from Azkaban will be unleashed on the floor of the NY Stock Exchange to crash the market: World trade could come to a screeching halt if we don't stop this from happening.

Econ majors will get to feel important for a few minutes: This is a travesty and should never have happened.

The nonfunctional nose-hair-trimmer/phone charger you ordered from Wish is now $2 more expensive: How could Trump do this?

Millions of Chinese slaves might lose their jobs: Terrible.

Between 11 and 14 billion deaths: And that's a conservative estimate.

The cost of bananas will skyrocket to $0.59 per pound: Banana bread will join calamari and Tokay as a status symbol of the rich and prosperous.

The Galactic Trade Federation might send an army of battle droids to Earth: And we don't even have any Jedi negotiators available.

Trump's approval rating might go down: Noooooooooo!

Has the economy ever been worse than this? No. No, it has not. The tariffs have doomed us all.

Stay stupid.

In Frank's defence, he doesn't need to be reminded.

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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 49082 Gender:	Re: Have u the Trump tariff terrors tonight? Reply #53 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 2:51pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 2:38pm: Marla wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 12:48pm: Stay stupid. In Frank's defence, he doesn't need to be reminded. That's enough retarded faggotry. That's an EO. https://x.com/RyanPatrick1991/status/1898812543810097308
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