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Mattyfisk Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 93184 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #210 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:27pm Gordon wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:40pm: What does the voice over at the end say, freshness to the Curry? Oh, for God's sake, cut the krap. You're intact, we get that. You can't handle a bit of paneer? What is it with you people? WE GREW HERE YOU FLEW HERE. I trust that puts the matter to rest.
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Mattyfisk Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 93184 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #211 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:29pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:14pm: I'd play Karnal like a sitar. You'd play Karnal like a Hohner mouth organ, dear. If you want my advice, learn to stop blowing and use your tongue a bit more. But that's just moi.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #212 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:32pm I can circulate my breathing.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #213 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:34pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:26pm: Bobby'd be like a truffle pig. Now you are getting Laugh excited. He likes nothing better than a good piece of pulled pork ...
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #214 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:36pm Bobby'd be the cream in the Oreo.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #215 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:39pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:36pm: Bobby'd be the cream in the Oreo. Are you black, Hammer?
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #216 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:39pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:40pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:46pm:

Barf is a Bachi Bazi veteran. He uses a soda can for a butt plug.

We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei?

The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre.

Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia.

The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no?

Translation anyone? Something about haling a tuk-tuk? Arranging a back, sack and crack? Public defecation?

No, dear, something about our jolly train seats being sacrosanct.

You wouldn't understand. If I, a civilised Granville resident, wish to travel to Penrith upon a NSW Govt. train carriage, I should have every right to do so without Jaarpie vermin like Andrei polluting our good seats.

I would think a fellow Western Sydney resident would feel the same, but if not, no worries. You continue to cloak yourself in the appropriate PPE.

I, for one, will continue to refuse to do so, but that's just silly old moi.

Tu?

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Mattyfisk Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 93184 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #217 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:41pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:32pm: I can circulate my breathing. What are you? A Boong? Don't be ridiculous.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #218 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:07pm AiA wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:39pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:36pm: Bobby'd be the cream in the Oreo. Are you black, Hammer? Bobby the bottom between Karnal and Laff.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #219 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:13pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:07pm: AiA wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:39pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:36pm: Bobby'd be the cream in the Oreo. Are you black, Hammer? Bobby the bottom between Karnal and Laff. Ah, Bobby enjoying a "prostate orgasm" ...
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #220 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:23pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:40pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:46pm:

Barf is a Bachi Bazi veteran. He uses a soda can for a butt plug.

We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei?

The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre.

Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia.

The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no?

Translation anyone? Something about haling a tuk-tuk? Arranging a back, sack and crack? Public defecation?

No, something about letting someone in who refuses to pay his train fines - because our train cops are tinted.

Can you imagine? Our very own Sydney Rail Inspectors. Those who collect our tickets, those who keep us safe.

Now, I don't know about you, Homo, but what sort of white trash gets to decide which cops he'll take his feet off the seats for?

You?

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Reply #221 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:31pm

AiA wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:34pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:26pm:

Bobby'd be like a truffle pig.

Now you are getting Laugh excited. He likes nothing better than a good piece of pulled pork ...

We all do, A, we all do. I, for one, have a piece of pork in - excuse me - my pussy.

It's just good manours. Bobby had to shave it - fur balls, you see, but I'm sure you'll agree.

Every good boy deserves fruit, no?

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Ajax Gold Member Offline CO2 has never controlled temperature on Earth Posts: 10968 Australia Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #222 - Jun 5^th, 2021 at 10:45am brunch anyone..........?!
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 14479 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #223 - Jun 5^th, 2021 at 1:14pm Perhaps the Ozpolitic sad wretch Yadda could choose surgery instead of being dunked head-first into a 45-gallon drum of Chez Gordon brand Vulva cosmetics.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #224 - Jun 5^th, 2021 at 6:27pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:31pm: . I, for one, have a piece of pork in - excuse me - my pussy. I suspect that the secrets of your vagina, Karnal, are only of interest to Hammer but your vaginal odour might cause Laugh to come sniffing around ...
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