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The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
May 14th, 2023 at 4:37pm
 

Alan John Miller:
The Man Who Claims To Be Jesus Reincarnated


(For The Love Of God Cult Documentary)

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'I Am Jesus - deal with it'. Meet the man who believes he has spent 2000 years as Jesus Christ. Alan Miller has been called a fantasist and a dangerous cult leader. He teaches his version of Christianity to thousands online and his followers worship him, funding his existence, along with his partner - 'Mary Magdalene.' See how Alan remembers his identity - his life, death & re-birth.

For the Love of God is a unique and compelling documentary examining the world of a man who believes he has had a 2000 year existence as Jesus Christ.

Featured on Sky News, ITV’s This Morning, and the BBC, former IT worker Alan John Miller has been heralded by the media as a fantasist, and even a dangerous cult leader.

However, his teachings are global, reaching tens of thousands across the internet, and his followers worship him worldwide, funding his preaching and tours.

Who are the people behind The Divine Truth movement and why do they flock to a self-proclaimed Australian Jesus? Find out as we delve deep into For the Love of God.

Directed By Thomas Leader



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Reply #1 - May 14th, 2023 at 5:01pm
 
Quick! Nail him to a cross - the ratings will be sky high around the world.
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #2 - May 14th, 2023 at 5:09pm
 
Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:01pm:
Quick! Nail him to a cross - the ratings will be sky high around the world.



There are many of them -
most mental hospitals have at least 3 of them:


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Reply #3 - May 14th, 2023 at 5:20pm
 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3708509/Australian-man-thinks-Jesus-rem...



The man who thinks he's Jesus: Cult leader says he 'remembered'
he was the Son of God after splitting from his wife in 1997
and has memories from 2,000 years ago



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    Alan Miller, 53, claims he is Jesus Christ and his wife is Mary Magdalene
    Mr Miller, from rural Queensland, hosts seminars on Divine Truth 
    He claims he is Jesus because he can remember his life in the first century
    His wife, Mary Luck, claims that she has had 'one continuous life on earth'
    Mr Miller has been compared to a cult leader but denies allegations

By Brianne Tolj For Daily Mail Australia

Published: 21:07 AEST, 26 July 2016 | Updated: 17:32 AEST, 27 July 2016


A man is claiming he is Jesus Christ says he is sure of his identity because he has memories of his life 2,000 years ago.

Alan Miller, or AJ, 53, from Kingaroy, a small rural town north-west of Brisbane, is a former computer systems engineer who said he realised he is the Messiah after his first marriage ended in 1997 and he began to have reoccurring memories of his life in the first century, according to The Advertiser.

Mr Miller, who has been compared to a cult leader, is now remarried to Mary Luck, a woman who claims she is Mary Magdalene and says she also has memories of her life as Jesus' wife 2,000 years ago.
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Reply #4 - May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm
 
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  Wink
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #5 - May 14th, 2023 at 5:55pm
 
Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  Wink


Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #6 - May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm
 
Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  Wink


I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'"
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Reply #7 - May 14th, 2023 at 6:39pm
 
Setanta wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm:
Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  Wink


I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'"



What about the gym?


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Reply #8 - May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm
 
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. Roll Eyes
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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #9 - May 14th, 2023 at 6:53pm
 
John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm:
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. Roll Eyes



John - you need a master to guide you  -

maybe Alan John Miller is the one for you?
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Reply #10 - May 14th, 2023 at 7:31pm
 
Setanta wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm:
Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  Wink


I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'"

Grin Ha! I suppose they are if you are that way inclined.
But really, I found going to Church both Protestant ones and Catholic ones a pretty good pick up joint for chicks. Just pretend that I love Jesus and all that and that's all it took.
Didn't need to buy the chick drinks either.  Grin
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #11 - May 14th, 2023 at 7:33pm
 
John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm:
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. Roll Eyes


More homo-erotic fantasizing by Smith.  Grin
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Reply #12 - May 14th, 2023 at 7:34pm
 
Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 7:31pm:
Setanta wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm:
Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  Wink


I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'"

Grin Ha! I suppose they are if you are that way inclined.
But really, I found going to Church both Protestant ones and Catholic ones a pretty good pick up joint for chicks. Just pretend that I love Jesus and all that and that's all it took.
Didn't need to buy the chick drinks either.  Grin



So you got some church pussy?   Grin
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Reply #13 - May 14th, 2023 at 7:48pm
 
Vegetables at the Night Clubs
Fresh Fruits at the Churches.
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Reply #14 - May 14th, 2023 at 8:01pm
 
Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 7:48pm:
Vegetables at the Night Clubs
Fresh Fruits at the Churches.



Sounds like you made many women happy.     Smiley
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