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Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago
Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:14pm

They're doing a runner to avoid complicity in Donald Trump's crimes.

Where can they go to avoid extradition?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12195803/Melania-Barron-leave-Trump-Tow...

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To Bedminster? Melania and Barron are seen leaving Trump Tower on Donald's 77th birthday with trolley of Louis Vuitton bags - as former First Lady is said to be 'hurting' over his jail risk

Melania Trump and her son Barron were seen leaving Trump Tower in New York Wednesday
Melania wore a Gucci white dress with a matching handbag while her 17-year-old son donned a sharp blue blazer over a white button-down and dress pants
It is unclear where the two were headed Wednesday afternoon while Donald celebrates his birthday at his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey
By MELISSA KOENIG FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

PUBLISHED: 21:27 BST, 14 June 2023 | UPDATED: 23:21 BST, 14 June 2023

Former First Lady Melania Trump and her son Barron were seen leaving Trump Tower in New York City on Wednesday as Donald celebrates his 77th birthday.

Melania looked stunning in a $3,200 Gucci white dress with a white Hermès handbag as her 17-year-old son towered over her in a sharp blue blazer over a white button-down and dress pants in a striking resemblance to his father.

Their Louis Vuitton luggage, together worth over $8000, and suit bags featuring the presidential emblem, were then loaded into separate vehicles.

It is unclear where the two were headed Wednesday afternoon while Donald celebrates his birthday at his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey.

The mother and son had been planning to go on a grand European tour during the summer months.

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Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago
Reply #1 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:24pm

So sad. At least she got to do some serious shopping, no?

Max out the credit card before the big fella goes down, I say.

It's party time for Melania. She can find a new hubby back in Slovenia. You know, like Jacky Kennedy.

The difference is the big fella's not shot in the head with a bullet, he's shot in the foot by you-know-who.

Feel free to bring up Hunter Biden, Bobby. Aquascoot, do your riff on Metameucil. I believe it keeps one regular.

And Gordon, if you're listening, we expect a jolly old post on sex tourists.

Chop chop.

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 139230 Gender:	Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago Reply #2 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:50pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:14pm: It is unclear where the two were headed Wednesday afternoon ... Slovenia.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago Reply #3 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:59pm Their voluminous luggage should be checked for government documents and state secrets. Wouldn't it be funny if they were caught smuggling secrets out?
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 139230 Gender:	Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago Reply #4 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 2:35pm She looks happier than she's ever looked before:
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Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago
Reply #5 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 3:03pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:50pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:14pm:

It is unclear where the two were headed Wednesday afternoon ...

Slovenia.

Either that, or a cyanide pill in the bunkers. Of course, she'll have to administer Barron's dose first.

As Jim Jones said, it's just like falling to sleep, but you get to wake up in socialist heaven.

In the big fella's case, it would be a heaven with lots of chandeliers, fake Renoirs, gold toilets and shopping galore for Melania.

I.e, hell.

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Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago
Reply #6 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 3:07pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 2:35pm:

She looks happier than she's ever looked before:

[url]https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-
60_1686776753364.jpg[/url]

You're right, Greggery. Melania does seem to have a new spring in her step.

I wonder if she's taking Metameucil.

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Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago
Reply #7 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 4:57pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 2:35pm:

She looks happier than she's ever looked before:

[url]https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-
60_1686776753364.jpg[/url]

she looks pretty hot.

imagine having a hot filly like that gweg

imagine is all you can do

trump actually achieved that

how superior is the donald

worth studying

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Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago
Reply #8 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 5:02pm

aquascoot wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 4:57pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 2:35pm:

She looks happier than she's ever looked before:

[url]https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-
60_1686776753364.jpg[/url]

she looks pretty hot.

imagine having a hot filly like that gweg

imagine is all you can do

trump actually achieved that

how superior is the donald

worth studying

"Achieved", or paid for and then raped?

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Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago
Reply #9 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:16pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 5:02pm:

aquascoot wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 4:57pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 2:35pm:

She looks happier than she's ever looked before:

[url]https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-
60_1686776753364.jpg[/url]

she looks pretty hot.

imagine having a hot filly like that gweg

imagine is all you can do

trump actually achieved that

how superior is the donald

worth studying

"Achieved", or paid for and then raped?

you seem obsessed with trumps sex life.

i am reasonably certain he has never thought about yours Grin

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Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago
Reply #10 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:30pm

aquascoot wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:16pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 5:02pm:

aquascoot wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 4:57pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 2:35pm:

She looks happier than she's ever looked before:

[url]https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-
60_1686776753364.jpg[/url]

she looks pretty hot.

imagine having a hot filly like that gweg

imagine is all you can do

trump actually achieved that

how superior is the donald

worth studying

"Achieved", or paid for and then raped?

you seem obsessed with trumps sex life.

i am reasonably certain he has never thought about yours Grin

I merely said that the Slovenian hooker looks happy.

There was not a single mention of the alleged child rapist's sex life.

You are the one who said:

"she looks pretty hot.

"imagine having a hot filly like that"

So, "achieved", or paid for and then raped?

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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 106550 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago Reply #11 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:50pm What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe?
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 139230 Gender:	Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago Reply #12 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 8:04pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:50pm: What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe? He still has his little navy chef.
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Dnarever Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 59176 Here Gender:	Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago Reply #13 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 8:08pm Quote: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago Haven't they been away for a long time, Maybe they were just visiting their documents ?
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Dnarever Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 59176 Here Gender:	Re: Breaking: Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago Reply #14 - Jun 15^th, 2023 at 8:09pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:50pm: What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe? Don't think she has spoken to him in at least 6 years maybe 20.
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