U.S. — In an electrifying debate tonight, 8 Republican candidates competed for a chance to lose to President Biden in a shady landside mail-in vote in the middle of the night.

"I, Mike Pence, an experienced politician with impeccable integrity, am the best candidate to have the election stolen from me by ballot harvesters during the height of a fake pandemic in 2024," said Mike Pence. "I will lose with all the dignity and pride of a Republican. That's what America is all about."

"No, I am the best candidate for this important task," said Nikki Haley. "No one on this stage is better equipped than me to stand aside like a schmuck while the election is rigged by powerful tech corporations, corrupt deep state bureaucrats, and foreign governments to get a functionally dead candidate like Biden back in office. Also, I'm a woman! Vote for me!"

The 8 candidates then erupted in loud arguing and screaming at each other to the delight of cheering fans.

A senile resident of an old folks' home?

Frank wrote on Aug 25^th, 2023 at 7:59pm:


Mate... it's obvious you need to see an optometrist...  ASAP!

         

     If you don't know who this is...  well...   

Frank wrote on Aug 25^th, 2023 at 8:51pm:


And you called your own Dear Leader a criminal. Remember that?

You were ever so glad to see the end of him. Ron Desanctimonious was your new man.

Admittedly, you'd been reading the Australian at the time. They got the word from the Wall Street Journal, who'd taken notes from Rupert.

You've recieved new orders now, it can't be helped. But for a minute there, you blinked.

Now you're back on the bot, so we're back to normal again. Always absolutely never ever, no?

Carry on.

For the benefit of the OP 👇

The Rorschach test is a projective psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation, complex algorithms, or both. Some psychologists use this test to examine a person's personality characteristics and emotional functioning. It has been employed to detect underlying thought disorders.

Linus wrote on Aug 25^th, 2023 at 11:24pm:


For starters .. I can see that you don’t know what a Rorschach test is.